Hi :) i'm jamie and i am an 19 year old sexually ambiguous creature. i'm a jack of all trades: music, baking and cooking, tarot, psychology, sex and love advice, and listening. I can also speak in a few wicked accents. Most of all I am a writer and wish one day to publish young adult novels about other queer peoples whilst traveling the world. We'll see how that goes.
p.s i'm single and i love new friends so stop by and say hi.

28th July 2014

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27th July 2014

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In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
(via theinfinitejests)

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27th July 2014

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27th July 2014

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aimfitnesscoaching:

fit-free-fun:

thehealthywarrior:

weightwatcherqueen:

Terrific Tip: Flip the bell peppers over to check their gender. The ones with four bumps are female and those with three bumps are male. The female peppers are full of seeds, but sweeter and better for eating raw and the males are better for cooking. Isn’t that cool? 


That is awesome!

Wtf. Mind. Blown.

aimfitnesscoaching:

fit-free-fun:

thehealthywarrior:

weightwatcherqueen:

Terrific Tip: Flip the bell peppers over to check their gender. The ones with four bumps are female and those with three bumps are male. The female peppers are full of seeds, but sweeter and better for eating raw and the males are better for cooking. Isn’t that cool? 


That is awesome!

Wtf. Mind. Blown.

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27th July 2014

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thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes

quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can do it without looking”

Sometimes people ask why i became a piano tuner and i tell them its because they wouldnt let me become a pilot

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27th July 2014

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spacehamsters:

I work at a theater and we just got these I cannot believe this

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27th July 2014

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superwholockpottervenger:

rneowies:

rneowies:

i love star trek!!!!

image

guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this

set phasers to fruit salad 

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27th July 2014

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literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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27th July 2014

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chuchuchullio:

Some days it’s so hard to take this advice.

chuchuchullio:

Some days it’s so hard to take this advice.

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27th July 2014

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ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

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27th July 2014

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powerofvoodoo:

geektoriassecret:

thatdisneylover:

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

WOMB NUGGET

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27th July 2014

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elrincondelpony:

9prodlums:

Polygons measuring spoon

Give me 20

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27th July 2014

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a-little-bi-furious:

feministpokemonmaster:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I love you Mara.

OMG

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27th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Follow Me Into The Dark with 70,886 notes

Tagged: I think this is me?

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27th July 2014

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k17l53:

sugar-soul:



Thanks satan.

k17l53:

sugar-soul:

image

Thanks satan.

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