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He never saw it coming
He didn’t know how to say wake up, so he tried everything he knew
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innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for
God dammit I never get a sticker
I can’t breathe.
I want that sticker
High fives work too.
I mustn’t be loved
I love this!!!
I stopped having sex cus I never got a sticker
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I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.
A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.
Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.
You didn’t pick that up in high school?
there’s a big difference between “i’m sad because a character i was emotionally invested in was killed off” and “this character’s death served no purpose, was used for shock value, and is the product of bad writing and i’m upset about that”
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
look @ my new shirt from goodwill
Bisexuals communicate through a single hive-mind. When one bisexual feels threatened, it will cause a chain reaction. It will be over before it begins. They will drag the threat back to the cave. It will only hurt a bit.
For my photography class I did series of self-portraits in which I attempted to portray culture and counterculture for the past 10 decades. This is the product of that idea…
this is SO COOL oh man
i would do this
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
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