Hi :) i'm jamie and i am an 19 year old sexually ambiguous creature. i'm a jack of all trades: music, baking and cooking, tarot, psychology, sex and love advice, and listening. I can also speak in a few wicked accents. Most of all I am a writer and wish one day to publish young adult novels about other queer peoples whilst traveling the world. We'll see how that goes.
p.s i'm single and i love new friends so stop by and say hi.

31st August 2014

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31st August 2014

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sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

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31st August 2014

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angrynightwing:

no but its such a problem that male elves have long hair because they all look like girls from behind like imagine someone seing them from behind and going ‘Daum wazzup sexy’ and then

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30th August 2014

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lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotext product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

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30th August 2014

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Favorite Fe-isms [1/2]: Season 1

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30th August 2014

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taint3ed:

vivalalexii:

kylejorden:

merleawe:

tastefullyoffensive:

[pooter7/happychappie]

i’ve been laughing at this straight for 5 minutes i’m not even kidding.

I am screaming

damn 😩😂😩😂😩😂😩😂

NOOOO I’M HOLLERING LMAOOOOOOOO

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30th August 2014

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sorayraya:

cat-crusade:

i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-

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seriously this is what they look like

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30th August 2014

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broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

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nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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30th August 2014

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breadmaakesyoufat:

fabled-foreigntongues:

breadmaakesyoufat:

my mother just threw a wagon wheel at me

How the fuck did she get the wheel off a wagon? Do people still have wagons? Why are they destroying them to throw?? Australia’s weird

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30th August 2014

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unfollower:

tips for college:

  • no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
  • dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
  • dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom 
  • dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom

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30th August 2014

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ganjabeauty:

-sharkbites:

officialcrow:

brah chill

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

IVE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED IN MY LIFE

ganjabeauty:

-sharkbites:

officialcrow:

brah chill

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

IVE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED IN MY LIFE

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30th August 2014

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wentz-jpg:

'i write sins not tragedies' came out in 2005 nine years ago and i only just realized that they need to close the god damn door because she was cheating on her husband with the door open

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30th August 2014

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i-lost-my-heart-in-republic-city:

wolf-and-kitten:

This is so perfect

American Sex Education

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30th August 2014

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ngeniuskidd:

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afresherowtlook:

Trust.

Next level trust.

Love that show so much

Friendship and Relationship goals

Awww

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30th August 2014

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original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

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