Hi :) i'm jamie and i am an 19 year old sexually ambiguous creature. i'm a jack of all trades: music, baking and cooking, tarot, psychology, sex and love advice, and listening. I can also speak in a few wicked accents. Most of all I am a writer and wish one day to publish young adult novels about other queer peoples whilst traveling the world. We'll see how that goes.
p.s i'm single and i love new friends so stop by and say hi.

20th July 2014

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zaliti:

bikinipowerbottom:

this video becomes so relevant every summer

ITS BACK ITS BACK ITS BACK IT BAAAAAAAACK

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20th July 2014

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cptnjamesahoy:

monobeartheater:

clonesbians:

weloveshortvideos:

Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

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"jack dont post this video"

betrayal

omg that was amazing.

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20th July 2014

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17th July 2014

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sailorp00n:

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

Give it a min, shit’s about to get sexy

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17th July 2014

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Anonymous said: I'm curious have you ever had a relaxer? Can you post a throw back photo of it???

anomaly1:

black--lamb:

i had a relaxer up until i was 20 lol (my mom was a beautician and straightened it when i was 5)

i cut it into a bob in highschool

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then i rebelled (and wore way too much makeup):

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then came the bowl cut in college…fml:

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then the try to look like a sorority girl look:

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then did this mohawk…thing to it in the summer and dyed it red (my eyebrows were also on the battlefield)

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then i cut that shit off

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no more relaxers

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and in the last year….

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(protective style…damn i wore that sweater a lot..)

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(i skipped a few styles, but you get the gist) 

This post is like watching a flower bloom

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17th July 2014

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jokersxlover:

emptychests:

nerdy-narwhal:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

gridbugs:

natgeofound:

Irish Guards remain at attention after one guardsman faints in London, England, June 1966.Photograph by James P. Blair, National Geographic

Something about this photo is hySTERICAL TO ME

oh dear

so at a marching band competition last year, one of our people passed out in the middle of our show and we stepped over her and left her and prayed the trombones wouldn’t kill her and we got extra points from the judges

 that is horrible

that is marching band

jokersxlover:

emptychests:

nerdy-narwhal:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

gridbugs:

natgeofound:

Irish Guards remain at attention after one guardsman faints in London, England, June 1966.Photograph by James P. Blair, National Geographic

Something about this photo is hySTERICAL TO ME

oh dear

so at a marching band competition last year, one of our people passed out in the middle of our show and we stepped over her and left her and prayed the trombones wouldn’t kill her and we got extra points from the judges

 that is horrible

that is marching band

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6th July 2014

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squirrelp0wer:

pridefairy:

squirrelp0wer:

largelacyladies:

gigglefuck:

<chuckle> haven’t we all had a mishap and kept going?
~R.

Yes…. SOMEONE blew a raspberry on someone else’s boob in the middle of a threesome… I won’t say who…

That wasn’t a mishap, that was hilarious!

I’m trying to remember if I was there for that.

Dang, we need to have threesomes where we’re more rested.  That was *definitely* me doing it to you.

I remember now! It was a long weekend. And I recall many silly giggly moments in all fairness.

squirrelp0wer:

pridefairy:

squirrelp0wer:

largelacyladies:

gigglefuck:

<chuckle> haven’t we all had a mishap and kept going?

~R.

Yes…. SOMEONE blew a raspberry on someone else’s boob in the middle of a threesome… I won’t say who…

That wasn’t a mishap, that was hilarious!

I’m trying to remember if I was there for that.

Dang, we need to have threesomes where we’re more rested.  That was *definitely* me doing it to you.

I remember now! It was a long weekend. And I recall many silly giggly moments in all fairness.

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5th July 2014

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last-snowfall:

imsorryimovedtoaidanturnerspants:

chebits:

pleatedjeans:

Cat Owners Will Understand (24 Pics)

cries

#yes

omg the last one. LOVE.

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5th July 2014

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glaad:

Laverne Cox talks about the trans community with Katie Couric

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5th July 2014

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squirrelp0wer:

largelacyladies:

gigglefuck:

&lt;chuckle&gt; haven’t we all had a mishap and kept going?
~R.

Yes…. SOMEONE blew a raspberry on someone else’s boob in the middle of a threesome… I won’t say who…

That wasn’t a mishap, that was hilarious!

I&#8217;m trying to remember if I was there for that.

squirrelp0wer:

largelacyladies:

gigglefuck:

<chuckle> haven’t we all had a mishap and kept going?

~R.

Yes…. SOMEONE blew a raspberry on someone else’s boob in the middle of a threesome… I won’t say who…

That wasn’t a mishap, that was hilarious!

I’m trying to remember if I was there for that.

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5th July 2014

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queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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5th July 2014

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

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5th July 2014

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gayobamafanfiction:

startariott:

Lmao “just because drunk people drop shit” 

this should have been made years ago i was actually contemplating getting a sippy cup for wine

gayobamafanfiction:

startariott:

Lmao “just because drunk people drop shit” 

this should have been made years ago i was actually contemplating getting a sippy cup for wine

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5th July 2014

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al-the-stuff-i-like:

elsajeni:

megadelicious:

dragonlordoferebor:

xyriath:

cumber-cookie-batch:

[When Sir Patrick Stewart was asked to describe Sir Ian McKellen’s early days on the british stage]

Look at that smug face. And he’s doing a little dance!! You can see he’s victory dancing in his head xD [x]

Okay but

really though.

…oh

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I mean:

(Ian McKellen as Hamlet, 1971. I mean, honestly.)

McKellen and Stewart’s friendship gives me life

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5th July 2014

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ashesofhearts:

I had no idea I was a novelist. 

ashesofhearts:

I had no idea I was a novelist. 

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