Hi :) i'm jamie and i am an 19 year old sexually ambiguous creature. i'm a jack of all trades: music, baking and cooking, tarot, psychology, sex and love advice, and listening. I can also speak in a few wicked accents. Most of all I am a writer and wish one day to publish young adult novels about other queer peoples whilst traveling the world. We'll see how that goes.
p.s i'm single and i love new friends so stop by and say hi.

17th April 2014

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crunchbuttsteak:

thenimbus:

deerfiend:

He never saw it coming

He didn’t know how to say wake up, so he tried everything he knew

birb

Source: deerfiend

17th April 2014

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let-us-trip:

krook:

innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for

me

Source: krook

17th April 2014

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skeetbucket:

his-favorite-little:

telltalespider:

chazzasaurus:

malcolmsex:

mommy-and-puppy-princess:

andycrbtr:

God dammit I never get a sticker

I can’t breathe.

I want that sticker

High fives work too.

I mustn’t be loved

I love this!!!

I stopped having sex cus I never got a sticker

Source: chellodello

17th April 2014

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brokensilence137:

dynaroo:



I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:

image

I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.

He decided to be the sky instead.

16th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from This Life Chose Me with 201,499 notes

Source: obsessedwiththeroyals

16th April 2014

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gallifrey-feels:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

You didn’t pick that up in high school?

gallifrey-feels:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

You didn’t pick that up in high school?

Source: historical-nonfiction

16th April 2014

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melthedestroyer:

there’s a big difference between “i’m sad because a character i was emotionally invested in was killed off” and “this character’s death served no purpose, was used for shock value, and is the product of bad writing and i’m upset about that”

Source: melthedestroyer

16th April 2014

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serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

Source: four-big-idiots

16th April 2014

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Source: starbuckara

15th April 2014

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ru-cp:

look @ my new shirt from goodwill

ru-cp:

look @ my new shirt from goodwill

Source: ru-cp

15th April 2014

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Bisexual Fact:

impliedcomplications:

Bisexuals communicate through a single hive-mind. When one bisexual feels threatened, it will cause a chain reaction. It will be over before it begins. They will drag the threat back to the cave. It will only hurt a bit.

Source: impliedcomplications

15th April 2014

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Source: f-o-o-d-p-o-r-n

15th April 2014

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notspeakingisnt-notlistening:

annalisah:

COUNTER // CULTURE

For my photography class I did series of self-portraits in which I attempted to portray culture and counterculture for the past 10 decades. This is the product of that idea…

this is SO COOL oh man

Source: annalisah

15th April 2014

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snorgasam:

twerkingongaycountries:

chekhov:

That’s sociopathic

i would do this

snorgasam:

twerkingongaycountries:

chekhov:

That’s sociopathic

i would do this

Source: pkae

15th April 2014

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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

buckyraccoon:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

Source: yogurtville