Hey, I'm Jamie. 20. Queer. Openly poly. Anthropology major by day and wild kinkster by night. This blog is my a collection of things that are important/ make me happy. 

1st October 2014

Post reblogged from Annemono with 185,713 notes

kitten-xoxo:

p-ardiselost:

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

THIS

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1st October 2014

Post reblogged from Let's order food and sleep in with 26,704 notes

missvoltairine:

A woman: men need to stop murdering women.

Some dude: um I think you mean PEOPLE need to stop murdering PEOPLE

A woman: no actually I was talking specifically about violence against women.

Some dude: OMG????!!!!!! YOU THINK MEN DESERVE TO DIE??????!!!!!?!?!?! EVERYONE THIS PERSON IS SAYING VIOLENCE AGAINST MEN IS OKAY????!!!?!?!?!! women are so ILLOGICAL thankfully I am here to REASON WITH YOU, hate breeds hate ok

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1st October 2014

Post reblogged from The Road Goes Ever On with 60,099 notes

oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

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1st October 2014

Photoset reblogged from Put my cat down flip it and reverse it with 82,990 notes

lolitsgabe:

Shut. The fuck. Up.

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1st October 2014

Photoset reblogged from JUST ANOTHER CHAPTER with 12,872 notes

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1st October 2014

Photo reblogged from Gender of the Day. New genders every day! with 857 notes

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: a cat wearing a snake crown

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: a cat wearing a snake crown

1st October 2014

Photo reblogged from gender of the night with 818 notes

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: The Hash Slinging Slasher

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: The Hash Slinging Slasher

1st October 2014

Photo reblogged from I Wish I had an Imagination... with 63,670 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

[nodunno]

tastefullyoffensive:

[nodunno]

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30th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from And in the midst of a tall tale, I found clarity with 48,847 notes

ellescarred:

little-miss-fats:

source: robot-hugs

has anyone posted this yet? I love it! 

This was perfect

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30th September 2014

Post reblogged from oooh, shiny! with 169,466 notes

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

image

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30th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Put my cat down flip it and reverse it with 198,800 notes

assgod:

bukakkedad:

katwaterflame:

josiephone:

Apparently some vegans are telling people not to eat honey to support bees.STOP. STOP NOW.DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?Buy honey (local if possible) -> support beekeepers -> support bees.I swear people don’t even think this stuff out. Beekeepers provide bees with an environment in which they can live, and are encouraged to thrive. Bees then have a big huge giant person who can deal with any threats to the hive. Yes, honey is a winter food supply for bees, but beekeepers (unless they’re dicks, in which case they’d be shooting themselves in the foot) will NEVER take too much honey from a hive, and will always ensure that bees have enough food. Think about it, you’re not going to starve a source of income/hobby, are you?So now.Support beekeepers.Support bees.buzz.

I had to reblog just for “DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?" because it made me realize that some people really don’t!

save them

SAVE THEM!!

assgod:

bukakkedad:

katwaterflame:

josiephone:

Apparently some vegans are telling people not to eat honey to support bees.

STOP. STOP NOW.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?

Buy honey (local if possible) -> support beekeepers -> support bees.

I swear people don’t even think this stuff out. 
Beekeepers provide bees with an environment in which they can live, and are encouraged to thrive. Bees then have a big huge giant person who can deal with any threats to the hive. 
Yes, honey is a winter food supply for bees, but beekeepers (unless they’re dicks, in which case they’d be shooting themselves in the foot) will NEVER take too much honey from a hive, and will always ensure that bees have enough food. Think about it, you’re not going to starve a source of income/hobby, are you?

So now.
Support beekeepers.
Support bees.

buzz.

I had to reblog just for “DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?" because it made me realize that some people really don’t!

save them

SAVE THEM!!

Source: josiephone

30th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from ELLEN YES with 254,126 notes

silenthysterics:

The child actors in game of thrones are just mind blowing

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30th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from This Life Chose Me with 65,639 notes

gamegrrl:

did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)

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30th September 2014

Photo reblogged from This Life Chose Me with 123,116 notes

sylviallewelyn:

tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutesHobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutesHobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutesLet’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes
The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

#perfect that leaves 3 and a half hours for snack runs and pee breaks

princessaltair we need to get the group together and do this

sylviallewelyn:

tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes

The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

princessaltair we need to get the group together and do this

Source: mindtriggers

30th September 2014

Post reblogged from JUST ANOTHER CHAPTER with 3 notes

passionpursuit-ofleisure:

Yes awesome! So happy you love my ass and feel the need to yell this from your car as I step into store to get some goddamn grapes. No, I’m not interested in hearing what you want to do with said ass and neither are the other customers.

Do I need to wear a fucking box to go to store in peace?!?!